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Observation of the day
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Published Saturday, December 07, 2013 @ 11:29 AM EST
Dec 07 2013

The pacifier changes, the sucking remains.
-The Covert Comic


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Observation of the day
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Published Saturday, October 05, 2013 @ 7:01 AM EDT
Oct 05 2013

If you want to read the fortune, you've got to break the cookie.
-The Covert Comic


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Recommendation of the day
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Published Saturday, August 17, 2013 @ 8:49 AM EDT
Aug 17 2013

To build character, use a 4D printer.
The Covert Comic


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Advanced situational ethics
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Published Saturday, July 27, 2013 @ 2:43 AM EDT
Jul 27 2013

If I can be with the one I love, is it still OK to love the one I'm with?
-The Covert Comic


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Follow him. Now.
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Published Saturday, June 08, 2013 @ 8:14 AM EDT
Jun 08 2013

You really need to follow The Covert Comic. Do so on his Facebook page, on Twitter, or his website.

CC on Facebook

(Screen capture of CC's latest Facebook entry.)


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Looks phine oot meee...
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Published Thursday, June 06, 2013 @ 7:05 AM EDT
Jun 06 2013

"Just because you can't decrypt the cipher doesn't mean there's something wrong with the code."
-The Covert Comic

My favorite post-modern aphorist, CIA spook, and fellow webmaster, The Covert Comic (follow him on Twitter; friend him on Facebook) sent me an e-mail yesterday telling me that the column on the right side of the page isn't rendering properly on Internet Explorer 8.

I jumped over to a remote machine running XP and IE8 and confirmed his report; the right column was appearing under the left column, and the horizontal position was wrong, too.

The page looked fine in Chrome, Firefox, Opera, and the various browsers on my Android phone. It also rendered correctly in IE9 and IE10.

W3C's online markup validation service showed the style sheet was valid, but it did reveal some errors on the page. I manually corrected the bad code, ftp'ed it up to the website, and:

Big effing deal.

Back over to the XP/IE8 machine. Rename the page so I don't grab a bad, cached version. Type in the new url, and:

Swell.

Alrighty, then.

If you're still using XP and IE8, you have much bigger problems than reading this page. You know what they say:

We now return you to our regularly scheduled whatever.


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Quote of the day
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Published Saturday, March 02, 2013 @ 8:57 AM EST
Mar 02 2013

The danger in seeking to force our beliefs on others isn't that they may someday force their beliefs on us; it's that they may someday force our beliefs on us.
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Saturday, February 02, 2013 @ 12:58 AM EST
Feb 02 2013

When Jesus told us to love one another, He never said we had to like it.
-The Covert Comic


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Miscellany
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Published Saturday, November 17, 2012 @ 2:19 AM EST
Nov 17 2012

I think America might just have spent all day obsessing over loss of Twinkies. This is why we're not getting a greatest generation book.
-@pourmecoffee

What if the Mayan calendar ends in 5105, and we've just been holding it upside down?
-Aaron Karo

Hostess will sell the rights to all their snack cakes, and Twinkies will once again pour off the production line of a different company. I wouldn't be surprised if several years' worth of Twinkies aren't already stockpiled in a warehouse somewhere. I mean, It's not like they're going to go stale or anything...

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.

This new thesaurus isn't just terrible, it's also terrible.
-Justin Shanes

Viagra can cause sight loss. So, you can go blind either way.


(YouTube video: The Big Bang Theory Flash Mob!)

James Bond beat Abraham Lincoln at the box office. Boy, it's really been a lousy week for Republicans, hasn't it?
–David Letterman

No hurry- take all the time you have.
-The Covert Comic

Isn't the Twinkie too big to fail? Where's the bailout, Obama?
-The Beachwood Reporter

If you were born in or after April 1985, you have never experienced a colder than average month. If you've lived in Pittsburgh during that period, you've experienced the highest and lowest temperatures on record as well as the greatest 24-hour rain and snowfall totals. So if grandma or grandpa start to tell you how bad the weather was when they were growing up, tell them to stick a sock in it.

It's also interesting to note that in April 1985 Coca-Cola changed its formula and released New Coke.

Post hoc, ergo propter hoc?


Categories: Aaron Karo, Abraham Lincoln, Barack Obama, Climate change, Coca Cola, Covert Comic, David Letterman, Drugs, James Bond, Mayans, Miscellany, Observations, The Beachwood Reporter, The Big Bang Theory, Twinkies, Video, YouTube


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Whistling into oblivion...
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Published Sunday, October 28, 2012 @ 10:29 AM EDT
Oct 28 2012

Random stuff, as we await the arrival of Sandy Frankenstorm:

God is so busy making sure women get pregnant, I don't know where He finds time to make a hurricane.
-Andy Borowitz

Bill Maher: "You once called Mitt Romney the most intellectually dishonest man in politics. Do you still believe that?"
Barney Frank: "I would strike the word 'intellectually.' "
-(Real Time with Bill Maher, 10/26/12)

If you are having trouble multi-obsessing over both the hurricane and election I will be visiting my mom and will get some tips.
-@pourmecoffee

Bloom's Taxonomy defines educational objectives in terms of three core domains: knowing/head, feeling/heart and doing/hands. These categories are also useful in dating.
-The Covert Comic

How Not To Get A Picture Of Me.
Lesson 1: poke my girlfriend in the back at baggage claim and offer her money.
-Sir Patrick Stewart

There are few things more laughable than a political party that can't get its lie together.
-Robert Brault

If they just called it 'Survivor: Evil/Dumb/Hot/People.' people would start watching again.
-John Fugelsang

Good thing Zooey Deschanel just sang the anthem cuz it's not like Detroit has a rich and vibrant musical history to draw from or anything.
-Jay Satellite

Detroit gave us Motown, Aretha, Bettye LaVette. But none of them has a Fox TV show, so, hey, let's get Zooey Deschanel to sing the World Series anthem.
-Greg Kot

Romney promises Hurricane Sandy will not unfairly target rich people.
-Elayne Boosler

Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once and space is what keeps it all from happening to you.
-David Gerrold

BREAKING: Weather Forces Romney to Shift Lying to Other States
-Andy Borowitz


However, we had them in the past and will probably have them in the future, so if you have a time machine, no problem!


Categories: Andy Borowitz, Bill Maher, Covert Comic, John Fugelsang, Patrick Stewart, Photo of the day, Quotes of the day, Robert Brault, Twitter, Weather


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Observation of the day
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Published Saturday, August 04, 2012 @ 8:33 AM EDT
Aug 04 2012

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; and perhaps, not surprisingly, it was also the median of times.
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Saturday, January 07, 2012 @ 2:57 PM EST
Jan 07 2012

It's not whether you win or lose, it's why you think there's a game.
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Sunday, November 13, 2011 @ 12:01 AM EST
Nov 13 2011

Conductance is utile.
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Saturday, November 05, 2011 @ 12:00 AM EDT
Nov 05 2011

My wife told me "I need you like the desert needs the rain. Once, maybe twice a year, for no more than twenty minutes."
-The Covert Comic


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Questions for the Ages
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Published Saturday, October 29, 2011 @ 12:30 AM EDT
Oct 29 2011

Is it really fair to classify sloth as one of the seven deadly sins, when being slothful can actually help prevent the other six?
-The Covert Comic


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Post Top-Secret
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Published Friday, March 18, 2011 @ 1:50 AM EDT
Mar 18 2011

The Covert Comic does it again:


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Quote of the day
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Published Monday, March 07, 2011 @ 6:48 AM EST
Mar 07 2011

For a while I thought I was bisexual, but only because I tend to get "bi-" and "semi-" mixed up.
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Sunday, February 27, 2011 @ 6:56 AM EST
Feb 27 2011

How about a compromise: everybody leave the toilet seat at 45 degrees?
The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Saturday, January 15, 2011 @ 7:03 AM EST
Jan 15 2011

St. Genesius is the patron saint of clowns and lawyers. Clearly, the Lord doesn’t always work in mysterious ways.
The Covert Comic

(More comprehensively, St. Genesius is the patron saint of actors, attorneys, comedians, clowns, converts, dancers, epileptics, musicians, printers, torture victims, and stenographers. Really. So, CC's observation stands.)


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Quote of the day
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Published Sunday, December 26, 2010 @ 1:02 AM EST
Dec 26 2010

Technically speaking, the only things necessary for the triumph of evil are evil and triumph.
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Friday, November 19, 2010 @ 8:10 PM EST
Nov 19 2010

Einstein said, "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." Of course, good luck finding the "middle" of something in four-dimensional curved space-time.
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Saturday, September 11, 2010 @ 12:05 AM EDT
Sep 11 2010

I'm not afraid to think the unthinkable, I just can't figure out a way to do it.
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Saturday, August 28, 2010 @ 10:19 AM EDT
Aug 28 2010

If charity begins at home, I bet I know in which room.
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Saturday, August 21, 2010 @ 10:38 AM EDT
Aug 21 2010

If brevity is the soul of wit, why does it have more syllables?
-The Covert Comic


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Quote of the day
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Published Saturday, August 14, 2010 @ 10:55 AM EDT
Aug 14 2010

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they redact with a black felt tip marker.
-The Covert Comic


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