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It's not whether you win or lose, it's why you think there's a game.
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Conductance is utile.
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My wife told me "I need you like the desert needs the rain. Once, maybe
twice a year, for no more than twenty minutes."
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Is it really fair to classify sloth as one of the seven deadly sins,
when being slothful can actually help prevent the other six?
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For a while I thought I was bisexual, but only because I tend to get
"bi-" and "semi-" mixed up.
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How about a compromise: everybody leave the toilet seat at 45 degrees?
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St. Genesius is the patron saint of clowns and lawyers. Clearly, the
Lord doesn’t always work in mysterious ways.
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(More comprehensively, St. Genesius is the patron saint of actors, attorneys, comedians, clowns, converts, dancers, epileptics, musicians, printers, torture victims, and stenographers. Really. So, CC's observation stands.)
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Technically speaking, the only things necessary for the triumph of evil
are evil and triumph.
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Einstein said, "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
Of course, good luck finding the "middle" of something in four-dimensional curved space-time.
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I'm not afraid to think the unthinkable, I just can't figure out a way
to do it.
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If charity begins at home, I bet I know in which room.
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If brevity is the soul of wit, why does it have more syllables?
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It isn't what they say about you, it's what they redact with a black felt tip marker.
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If God plays dice with the universe, who's the house?
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It takes more effort to hate than to love.
Something to keep in mind if you're looking to lose weight and improve cardiovascular fitness.
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You had me until "Hello."
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Read today that they're making a Planet of the Apes prequel. Technically
speaking, isn't every film a Planet of the Apes prequel?
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Whoever said "Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting" obviously never licked one.
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Any company large enough to have a research lab is too large to listen to it.
-Alan Kay
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