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Cleaning off the desktop, part 1
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Published Sunday, December 29, 2013 @ 2:23 PM EST
Dec 29 2013

From someecards, "when you care enough to hit send."

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Categories: Cleaning off the desktop, Miscellany, Snrk, someecards


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Political quote of the day
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Published Sunday, August 04, 2013 @ 12:46 PM EDT
Aug 04 2013

If the doctors told Sen. McConnell he had a kidney stone, he would refuse to pass it.
-U.S. Senate candidate Alison Grimes (D-KY)


Categories: Paula Poundstone, Politics, Snrk


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Photo of the day
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Published Friday, June 07, 2013 @ 5:31 AM EDT
Jun 07 2013


Categories: Barack Obama, Fourth Amendment, Internet, Photo of the day, Snrk, Verizon


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Cutting edge
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Published Friday, February 08, 2013 @ 5:03 AM EST
Feb 08 2013


Categories: Snrk, TSA, WTF?


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Photo of the day
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Published Thursday, June 21, 2012 @ 7:39 PM EDT
Jun 21 2012


Categories: Dogs, Photo of the day, Snrk


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Ouch.
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Published Thursday, May 10, 2012 @ 10:24 PM EDT
May 10 2012


Categories: Animals, Snrk


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You can't make this stuff up dept.
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Published Thursday, November 10, 2011 @ 12:44 AM EST
Nov 10 2011


Categories: Snrk, WTF?


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Amen.
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Published Wednesday, November 09, 2011 @ 12:31 AM EST
Nov 09 2011


Categories: Snrk, WTF?


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Spock is not impressed
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Published Thursday, August 04, 2011 @ 2:15 PM EDT
Aug 04 2011

No, I mean, really, Spock Is Not Impressed.


Categories: Snrk, Star Trek, WTF?


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The nuclear debate
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Published Sunday, March 27, 2011 @ 5:19 PM EDT
Mar 27 2011

This 1979 clip from NBC's Saturday Night Light shows that some things never change...

The format is a parody of the Point/Counterpoint segment of CBS' 60 Minutes, in which Shana Alexander and James Kirkpatrick would engage in a short, well-mannered debate on topical subjects. It became a recurring feature on SNL's Weekend Update until founding cast members Akroyd and Curtin left the show. The phrase "Jane, you ignorant slut" became a part of the national zeitgeist.


Categories: Classic, SNL, Snrk, Video, YouTube


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Quote of the day
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Published Wednesday, February 16, 2011 @ 1:24 AM EST
Feb 16 2011

"A beard covers a multitude of chins."

(The official KGB photo for 2011.)


Categories: KGB, Photo of the day, Quotes of the day, Snrk, WTF?


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If only...
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Published Sunday, February 13, 2011 @ 12:16 PM EST
Feb 13 2011


Categories: Snrk, Video, WTF?, YouTube


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What about his brother, Shaved?
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Published Wednesday, February 09, 2011 @ 10:03 AM EST
Feb 09 2011

FORT WAYNE – Despite garnering far more support in an online poll than the thicket of other suggestions, residents shouldn’t expect Fort Wayne’s new government center to be named after the city’s longest tenured mayor.

Deputy Mayor Beth Malloy said naming 200 E. Berry St. The Harry Baals Government Center was “probably not” going to happen.

“We love Fort Wayne, too,” she said. “We’re not going to make any decisions that look bad.”

The name has received 882 votes on the city’s website, www.feedbackfortwayne.org as of Monday afternoon – more than triple that of its nearest competitor: Eugene Johnson Memorial Center.

Johnson was the properties manager for the Allen County Public Library while it occupied the building. The city’s online poll allows anyone to submit names for the building and then vote on the suggestions.

Baals – pronounced “balls” by the then-mayor but “bales” by his descendents – became the Republican nominee for mayor in 1934 and was elected for three successive terms. He returned to politics in 1951 by winning a fourth term but died in office in May 1954. His accomplishments include elevating the railroads in town and negotiating the contract with the Army to establish Baer Field as an air base.

While Baals was a popular mayor, Malloy noted he had an unfortunate name and some elected officials have said such a name would be an embarrassment to the city.

Regardless, Malloy said the online feedback effort has been a success because it has generated interest in local government and created buzz.

“I’m glad people want to get involved,” she said. “We are having fun with government.”

Frank Suarez, city spokesman, said public voting on the issue will remain open through Friday. When it is closed, Mayor Tom Henry will be given as many as 10 finalists from which to choose the name for the office building. Suarez said Henry will make the selection after talking to division directors and community leaders, but he said the name will come from the list of suggestions made by the public.

The city bought the building, the former Renaissance Square, and is remodeling it to house most city and county departments. The City-County Building would then be the home for the city and county police departments.

(from the Ft. Wayne, Indiana Journal-Gazette)


Categories: Questions for the Ages, Snrk, WTF?


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Quote of the day
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Published Monday, February 07, 2011 @ 9:06 AM EST
Feb 07 2011

What so proudly we watched at the twilight’s last reaming.
-Pittsburgh's own Christina Aguilera, flubbing the lyrics of the national anthem at Super Bowl 45.

You just know someone's going to produce a porno movie with that title...


Categories: Snrk, WTF?


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Atheists Don't Have No Songs
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Published Sunday, September 26, 2010 @ 6:31 AM EDT
Sep 26 2010

Atheists Don't Have No Songs
(The Atheist Hymnal)

Christians have their hymns and pages,
Hava Nagila's for the Jews,
Baptists have the rock of ages,
Atheists just sing the blues.

Romantics play Claire de Lune,
Born agains sing "He is risen,"
But no one ever wrote a tune,
For godless existentialism.

For Atheists there's no good news.
They'll never sing a song of faith.
In their songs they have a rule:
The "he" is always lower case.
The "he" is always lower case.

Some folks sing a Bach cantata,
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
Atheist songs add up to nada,
But they do have Sundays free.

Pentecostals sing to heaven,
Coptics have the Book of Scrolls,
Numerologists can count to seven,
Atheists have rock and roll.

For Atheists there's no good news.
They'll never sing a song of faith.
In their songs they have a rule:
the "he" is always lower case.
The "he" is always lower case.

Atheists don't have no songs.

Christians have their hymns and pages,
Hava Nagila's for the Jews,
Baptists have the rock of ages,
Atheists just sing the blues.

Catholics dress up for Mass,
And listen to Gregorian chants.
Atheists just take a pass,
Watch football in their underpants.
Watch football in their underpants.

Atheists don't have no songs.


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Headline of the Day
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Published Tuesday, August 24, 2010 @ 7:35 AM EDT
Aug 24 2010

Outrage over Atheist's Plans to Build Vacant Lot in Jerusalem
(posting in reddit.com's self.atheism forum)


Categories: Church and State, First Amendment, Headline of the day, Snrk


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Not precisely religious experiences
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Published Thursday, August 19, 2010 @ 6:47 AM EDT
Aug 19 2010

Someone on Reddit asked what was the best movie on atheism.

Someone else replied, "Pretty much anything by Michael Bay is guaranteed to be two long, Godless hours."

(Michael Bay is a motion picture director whose films include Transformers I, II and III, Bad Boys I and II, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon and The Rock.)


Categories: Quotes of the day, Snrk


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Facebook comment of the day
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Published Wednesday, August 18, 2010 @ 12:57 AM EDT
Aug 18 2010

"Two things...
1) your caps lock is on.
2) your brain isn't".


Categories: Snrk


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Equal time
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Published Sunday, August 15, 2010 @ 11:36 AM EDT
Aug 15 2010


Categories: Hypocrisy, Snrk, Video, WTF?, YouTube


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He'd be a lot more intimidating...
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Published Saturday, August 14, 2010 @ 9:15 AM EDT
Aug 14 2010

...without the poster in the background...


Categories: Photo of the day, Snrk, WTF?


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Snrk
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Published Wednesday, May 05, 2010 @ 9:16 PM EDT
May 05 2010

(2" x 3" magnet from the good folks at BuzzFlash.com)


Categories: Snrk


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Snrk.
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Published Sunday, May 02, 2010 @ 10:20 AM EDT
May 02 2010

recursion: see recursion


Categories: Snrk


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Snrk.
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Published Monday, April 19, 2010 @ 9:53 AM EDT
Apr 19 2010


Categories: Snrk


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