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Published Thursday, May 07, 2020 @ 10:40 AM EDT
May 07 2020

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I know it shouldn't make a difference, but the knowledge that Maya Angelou, Ayn Rand, Jay Silverheels, and Mike Connors were born Marguerite Johnson, Alisa Rosenbaum, Harold J. Smith, and Krekor Ohanian kind of takes the bounce out of my step.

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There are two kinds of people in this world- those who think there are two kinds of people, and those who don't.

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Categories: Conspiracy Theorists, Covid-19, Education, Existential Dread, God, Murder Hornet, Reality, Republicans


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Published Wednesday, May 06, 2020 @ 10:13 AM EDT
May 06 2020


(from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert)

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Categories: Covid-19, Donald Trump, George Orwell, Mid-Day Memes & Miscellany, Murder Hornet, Stephen Colbert


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Just another Wednesday...
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Published Wednesday, May 06, 2020 @ 12:00 AM EDT
May 06 2020

Today is May 6, is the 127th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. 239 days remain until the end of the year.

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Among other things, today is Bike To School Day, Great American Grump Out, International No Diet Day, Joseph Brackett Day, National Anxiety Disorders Screening Day, National Beverage Day, National Crêpe Suzette Day, National Nurses Day, National School Nurse Day, National Tourist Appreciation Day, No Homework Day, Occupational Safety and Health Professional Day.

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As a maskless Trump tours an Arizona plant making face masks, someone plays "Live and Let Die" over the PA system...

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Remembering Orson Welles (May 6, 1915 – October 10, 1985):

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On this day in 1937, the German zeppelin Hindenburg burst into flames and crashed while attempting to dock with its mooring mast at Naval Air Station Lakehurst in New Jersey. 36 persons were killed, including one on the ground.

Trivia: The Hindenburg was supposed to be filled with helium instead of flammable hydrogen, but the sole source of helium, the United States, refused to sell it to Germany. Although abundant in the universe, helium is very scarce on Earth. The only commercially viable reserves are a few natural gas wells, mostly in the US, that trap it from the slow alpha decay of radioactive materials within the Earth. By human standards, helium is a non-renewable resource that cannot be practically manufactured from other materials. When released into the atmosphere, e.g., when a helium-filled balloon leaks or bursts, helium eventually escapes into space and is lost.

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On this date in 1994, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom and French President François Mitterrand officiated at opening of the Channel Tunnel between England and France.

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Willie Mays is 89 today.

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Bob Seger is 75 today.

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Tom Bergeron is 65 today.

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Murder hornets doubt they can do as much damage as Trump. (Borowitz)

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Oh, jeez. Anti-vaccination leaders seize on coronavirus to push resistance to inoculation. Leaders of the anti-vaccination movement, who in recent years have seen their efforts frustrated as U.S. states have adopted stricter laws promoting the inoculation of children, are seizing on the anxiety and social unrest generated by the virus and the government attempts to contain it.

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Octopus-like creatures inhabit Jupiter's moon, claims space scientist.

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Find a vaccine. Next: Produce 300 million vials of it. Scaling up the manufacturing of syringes and other medical products required to deliver a vaccine to millions of Americans will be just as important as the vaccine itself.

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Will Covid-19 go away in the summer and return in the fall? While heat and humidity harm the virus in the lab, that's not the same as real life.

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Trump says he shares his famed uncle's science genius. A friend says the uncle ‘would have been horrified.' The famed scientist John G. Trump once explained his theory of how to treat one malady by the “direct injection of electrons” into patients' skin. To treat another disease, he cited tests that showed it was possible to use electrons to “destroy or inactivate hepatitis virus in blood plasma.” But, President Trump's uncle said, “We unfortunately were not able to persuade anybody to try this,” because there had been “some casualties among volunteers.”

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In Japan, the ‘Murder Hornet' is both a lethal threat and a tasty treat. Long before the insects found their way to American shores, some Japanese prized them for their numbing crunch and the venomous buzz they add to liquor.

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Virus-afflicted 2020 looks like 1918 despite science's march. Modern science quickly identified today's new coronavirus, mapped its genetic code and developed a diagnostic test, tapping knowledge no one had in 1918. That has given people more of a fighting chance to stay out of harm's way, at least in countries that deployed tests quickly, which the U.S. didn't. But the ways to avoid getting sick and what to do when sick are little changed. The failure of U.S. presidents to take the threat seriously from the start also joins past to present.

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One in five Wendy's is out of beef. Around 1,000, or 18%, of Wendy's 5,500 US restaurants are not serving any hamburgers or other meat-based items, according to an analysis of online menus at every location conducted by financial firm Stephens. Wendy's is "more exposed" to the shortage sparked by the coronavirus pandemic because of its reliance on fresh beef compared with its competitors, the note said.

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Think murder hornets are bad? Alabama police search for "aggressive chicken" attacking people at ATMs.

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Things are getting really rough out there. Please consider donating to Feeding America.


Categories: 1918 Pandemic, Andy Borowitz, Animals, Bob Seger, Channel Tunnel, Covid-19, Donald Trump, Hindenburg, John G. Trump, Jupiter, Murder Hornet, Orson Welles, Spanish Flu, Tom Bergeron, Vaccines, Wendy's, Willie Mays


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Back to the daily grind...
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Published Tuesday, May 05, 2020 @ 11:56 AM EDT
May 05 2020

While I'm in Facebook jail, I've decided I'm just going to post stuff I would have posted there to here. It's a bit of a pain because this blogging software currently takes over an hour to do an update, but what the hey...

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Among other things, today is Childhood Depression Awareness Day, Cinco de Mayo, GivingTuesdayNow, Hug a Shed and Take a Selfie Day, International Midwives Day, Museum Lover's Day, Nail Day, National Concert Day, National Hoagie Day, National Silence the Shame Day, National Teacher Day, Oyster Day, Poem on Your Pillow Day, Revenge of the Fifth, Totally Chipotle Day, and World Asthma Day.

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On this date in 1962, the West Side Story motion picture soundtrack albumn reached #1 on the album charts, where it remained in that position for 54 weeks. In the United States, it was the best-selling album of the 1960s, certifying three times platinum by the RIAA on November 21, 1986.

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Remembering Erie, PA's Ann B. Davis (May 3, 1926 – June 1, 2014):

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Actress/comedienne Pat Carroll is 93 today.

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Monty Python star Michael Palin is 77 today:

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He called it:

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All about the Asian giant hornet, aka Murder Hornet.


Categories: Ann B. Davis, Michael Palin, Murder Hornet, Pat Carroll, Ricky Gervais, West Side Story


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