David Letterman (born April 12, 1947) is an American television host and comedian. He hosts the late night television talk show, Late Show with David Letterman, broadcast on CBS. Letterman has been a fixture on late night television since the 1982 debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC. Letterman recently surpassed friend and mentor Johnny Carson for having the longest late-night hosting career on US television. (Click for full Wikipedia article.
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
I saw a robin redbreast in Central Park today, but it turned out to be a sparrow with an exit wound.
I'm a magical being. Take off your bra. (From Top Ten Elven Pickup Lines)
Ivory Soap: 99.44 percent pure, .56 percent deadly radon gas.
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
The next time, for God's sake, let's at least do a background check before we make someone President.
The Post Office is raising the price of postage. Hey, ammo's expensive.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Two creative spirits in a relationship, I don't think that's the best way to go.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone else is driving.