A lot of people spend six days sowing wild oats, then go to church on
Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
-Fred Allen
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil
conscience of their parents.
-H.L. Mencken
Don't judge a man's wealth-or his piety-by his appearance on Sunday.
-Benjamin
Franklin
Every Sunday I give thanks that there's nothing in Leviticus about
liking show tunes.
-Kevin G. Barkes
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a
garage makes you an automobile.
-Billy Sunday
He had, in fact, got everything from the church and Sunday School,
except, perhaps, any longing whatever for decency and kindness and
reason.
-Sinclair Lewis
I don't think suicide is so terrible. Some rainy winter Sunday when
there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun. Not to shoot
yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice.
-Lina
Wertmuller
I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat.
-Marty
Pollio
If the American Atheists Society or Saddam Hussein himself ever sent an
unrestricted gift to any of my ministries, be assured I will operate on
Billy Sunday's philosophy: The Devil's had it long enough, and quickly
cash the check.
-Jerry Falwell
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves
on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
-Susan Ertz
More men fail through lack of purpose than through lack of talent.
-Billy
Sunday
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-Woody
Allen
Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered
when they die but they're not getting up early on a Sunday.
-Richard
Jeni
Sunday is the day people go quietly mad, one way or another.
-William
Saroyan
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell.
-H.L.
Mencken
The Maker of the universe with stars a hundred thousand light-years
apart was interested, furious, and very personal about it if a small boy
played baseball on Sunday afternoon.
-Sinclair Lewis
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