Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a
president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.
-David
Letterman
California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman has released a new TV ad
in both Mandarin and Cantonese. This is part of her effort to reach out
to the Asian community. That's how California works, where a white woman
from back East, trying to replace an Austrian governor, runs an ad in
Chinese to explain to people why she hired a Mexican maid.
-Jay
Leno
Christine O'Donnell's new ad says she didn't go to Yale, like her
opponent. I don't think she really needs to tell us that.
-Jay Leno
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