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Published Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 6:30 AM EDT
Jun 02 2011

How could the calculations be wrong? Camping used the most precise method available: taking numbers at random from a 400 year old English translation of a group of tangentially-related ancient Middle Eastern texts, transcribed from Greek, Hebrew and Aramaic oral histories. That's how I do my taxes!
-Stephen Colbert on the failed end-of-the-world prediction for May 21.


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