Recent late-night political jokes, from Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog on About.com.
Michele Bachmann is kind of like Sarah Palin but without the charisma-
or marksmanship. You know, maybe we should stop telling kids that anyone
can grow up to be president of the United States.
-Jimmy Kimmel
Bachmann didn't know John Wayne Gacy was from her hometown of Waterloo,
Iowa. The town is about the size of the Wayans family.
-Jimmy
Kimmel
The next-most famous person from that town is the guy that grew the
biggest pumpkin at the town fair.
-Jimmy Kimmel
Anthony Weiner is reportedly involved in choosing his successor. The
first question he asked his potential replacements is, 'What's the
difference between 'reply' and 'reply all?'
-Conan O'Brien
Sarah and Bristol Palin made an appearance at a book store. Apparently,
it was 'Bring Your Daughter to a Place You Never Go Day.'
-Conan
O'Brien
Newt Gingrich is entering the hotdog-eating contest at Coney Island. He
hopes to win because he needs the money to pay his Tiffany's bill.
-David
Letterman
The Pope is now on Twitter. The church is really trying to connect with
young people- in a way that doesn't involve hush money.
-David
Letterman
Chris Wallace at Fox News asked Michele Bachmann if she is a flake. I
think that's an insult to the fine folks at Kellogg's.
-David
Letterman
Blagojevich said he was stunned by the verdict. Apparently, he wasn't
paying attention during the trial.
-David Letterman
She announced her presidency from Waterloo- a name synonymous with
victory.
-Stephen Colbert on Michele Bachmann's Iowa campaign
launch
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