From Twitter:
"Sandusky Still Says He's Not Guilty." If this was the church he'd be
coaching at another school.
-Elayne Boosler
Arizona could solve its immigration problem if they posted pictures of
Jan Brewer at the border.
-Andy Borowitz
I'm thinking of becoming a corporation so that the Supreme Court will
consider me a person.
-Andy Borowitz
Remember, no matter what the Supreme Court justices decide about
government healthcare, they'll still have it.
-Andy Borowitz
At the end of every ad, candidates should be required to say what they
promised the crazy billionaire who paid for it.
-Andy Borowitz
The Supreme Court Justices who made Bush president can't possibly be
concerned about the nation's health.
-Andy Borowitz
I love the smell of the universe in the morning.
-Neil deGrasse
Tyson
Personally, I'm waiting for Dwight Eisenhower vs. The Predator.
-Kevin
G. Barkes
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