"Sandusky Still Says He's Not Guilty." If this was the church he'd be
coaching at another school.
Arizona could solve its immigration problem if they posted pictures of
Jan Brewer at the border.
I'm thinking of becoming a corporation so that the Supreme Court will
consider me a person.
Remember, no matter what the Supreme Court justices decide about
government healthcare, they'll still have it.
At the end of every ad, candidates should be required to say what they
promised the crazy billionaire who paid for it.
The Supreme Court Justices who made Bush president can't possibly be
concerned about the nation's health.
I love the smell of the universe in the morning.
-Neil deGrasse Tyson
Personally, I'm waiting for Dwight Eisenhower vs. The Predator.
-Kevin G. Barkes