Random stuff, as we await the arrival of Sandy Frankenstorm:
God is so busy making sure women get pregnant, I don't know where He
finds time to make a hurricane.
-Andy Borowitz
Bill Maher: "You once called Mitt Romney the most intellectually
dishonest man in politics. Do you still believe that?"
Barney
Frank: "I would strike the word 'intellectually.' "
-(Real
Time with Bill Maher, 10/26/12)
If you are having trouble multi-obsessing over both the hurricane and
election I will be visiting my mom and will get some tips.
-@pourmecoffee
Bloom's Taxonomy defines educational objectives in terms of three core
domains: knowing/head, feeling/heart and doing/hands. These categories
are also useful in dating.
-The Covert Comic
How Not To Get A Picture Of Me.
Lesson 1: poke my girlfriend in the
back at baggage claim and offer her money.
-Sir Patrick Stewart
There are few things more laughable than a political party that can't
get its lie together.
-Robert Brault
If they just called it 'Survivor: Evil/Dumb/Hot/People.' people would
start watching again.
-John Fugelsang
Good thing Zooey Deschanel just sang the anthem cuz it's not like
Detroit has a rich and vibrant musical history to draw from or anything.
-Jay
Satellite
Detroit gave us Motown, Aretha, Bettye LaVette. But none of them has a
Fox TV show, so, hey, let's get Zooey Deschanel to sing the World Series
anthem.
-Greg Kot
Romney promises Hurricane Sandy will not unfairly target rich people.
-Elayne
Boosler
Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once and space is
what keeps it all from happening to you.
-David Gerrold
BREAKING: Weather Forces Romney to Shift Lying to Other States
-Andy
Borowitz
However, we had them in the past and will probably have them in the
future, so if you have a time machine, no problem!
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