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Published Saturday, December 31, 2011 @ 4:05 AM EST
Dec 31 2011

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
-Bill Vaughan

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
-Benjamin Franklin

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
-Ogden Nash

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
-Oscar Wilde

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's.
-Henry Moore

Resolutions, like the good, die young.
-Fulton J. Sheen

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
-P.J. O'Rourke

Time has no divisions to mark its passage; there is never a thunderstorm to announce the beginning of a new year. It is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.
-Thomas Mann

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
-Bill Vaughan

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