A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a
thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to
agnostics for Christmas.
-John Burton Brimer
As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year
to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.
Christmas is a strange season. We sing songs in front of dead trees and
eat candy out of our socks. (From the comic strip "Maxine")
Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you're home.
Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind.
-Mary Ellen Chase
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel
hopefully is better than to arrive.
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal
holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone
else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation
of church and state.
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be
necessary to invent it.
I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary
did- Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted,
with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any
quicker than the Christmas spirit.
-Frank McKinney (Kin) Hubbard
Thanksgiving comes after Christmas for people over thirty.
The problem isn't the grinches who steal Christmas, it's the grinches
who celebrate it.