The Republicans want smaller government because the three branches we have just voted against
them.
-Andy Borowitz
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The Republicans want smaller government because the three branches we have just voted against
them.
-Andy Borowitz
Categories: Andy Borowitz, Quotes of the day
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What do people mean when they say "I am not afraid of God because I know He is good?" Have they never even been to a dentist?
-C.S. Lewis
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"...no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States." ‑U.S. Constitution, Article VI, paragraph 3
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