Recent late-night political jokes, from Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog on About.com.
Today in New York City, Sarah Palin had a meeting with
Donald Trump. Now, experts say if those two joined forces on
a Presidential ticket it would be the greatest gift ever
given to comedy.
-Craig Ferguson
Sarah Palin is driving all over the country in a bus, I
guess to pick up where Charlie Sheen left off.
-Jimmy Kimmel
Sarah Palin, on visiting Mt. Vernon, the home of George Washington: "Even Piper was able to grasp the significance of being in the presence of our first President- who had such diverse interests- when she told me later: 'how hard he must have worked to keep that farm going!'" Stephen Colbert: "It's true. I cannot imagine how hard he worked with no help other than his African volunteers."
Sarah Palin may run for President. Doesn’t that thought
make you nostalgic for last week when you only thought the
world was going to end?
-Jay Leno
This weekend Sarah Palin begins a nationwide bus tour,
which I think is a good way for her to learn the names of
all the states.
-Jay Leno
Harold Camping is now predicting that the world will end
in October. In show business terms, that means God has
picked us up for another 22 weeks.
-Jay Leno
Tim Pawlenty is running for President. I won't say he's
boring, but his Secret Service Code name is Al Gore.
-Jay Leno
The United States was able to find and kill Osama bin
Laden because of a tip from one of his wives. When she saw a
picture of his body, she said, "Now who can't drive the
car?"
-Conan O'Brien
The Supreme Court has upheld Arizona's law which
penalizes employers for hiring workers who are in the
country illegally. And in a related story, in Phoenix a head
of lettuce now costs 137 dollars.
-Jay Leno
President Obama was in Ireland last week. While he was
there, his Secret Service codename was, "the black guy
that's in Ireland."
-Conan O'Brien
Bristol Palin said she doesn't plan on having any more
babies anytime soon. Then she added, "But that never stopped
me before."
-Jimmy Fallon
Categories: Craig Ferguson, Political Jokes of the Week, Stephen Colbert
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