The sign posted above the "continental breakfast" counter at the Travelodge in Williamsburg, VA:
Please do not
put the buttered
bread into the
toaster or the
Why would I?
And the holes in the doughnuts aren't large enough, anyway.
It's also a sobering thought to realize this sign was posted because some idjits didshove buttered toast and doughnuts into the toaster. We'll give the grammar a pass due to extenuating circumstances.