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Quotes for National Ice Cream Day

Published Saturday, July 18, 2015 @ 9:05 PM EDT
Jul 18 2015

America: Race riots, fascist police, AND THE BEST DAMNED ICE CREAM IN THE WORLD! (Button, circa 1968)

Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream.
-Jerry Greenfield

How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can't say no to it myself.
-Jimmie Johnson

I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.
-Del Shannon

I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.
-Rachel Nichols

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'
-Steven Wright

In time, foods such as hamburgers and ice cream became more than just meals. They became part of American history and culture, touchstones that are almost immediately nostalgic and sentimental no matter how old you are or what part of the country you are from.
-Homaro Cantu

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it is on your plate.
-Thornton Wilder

Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.
-Nicholson Baker

The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.
-Will Durst

The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
-Wallace Stevens

When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the Lion King soundtrack. It's really odd, but it's true.
-Blake Lively

Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
-Lewis Black

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!
-Chris Pratt

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