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Published Sunday, November 16, 2014 @ 10:07 PM EST
Nov 16 2014

A Libertarian is just a Republican who takes drugs.
-Bob Black

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
-Mick Shrimpton

Death comes at you no matter what you do in this life, and to equate drugs with death is a facile comparison.
-Jerry Garcia

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
-P.J. O'Rourke

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.
-Dr. Martin Henry Fischer

I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.
-Denis Leary

I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
-Salvador Dali

I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.
-M.C. Escher

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
-Hunter S. Thompson

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
-Fran Lebowitz

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-Mitch Hedberg

I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.
-Milton Friedman

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
-Keith Richards

If anybody comes up to you and says, 'My kid is a conservative- why is that?' you say, 'Remember in the 60s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?'
-Mort Sahl

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
-Dick Gregory

If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
-P.J. O'Rourke

If you don't have sex and you don't do drugs, your rock 'n' roll better be awfully good.
-Abbie Hoffman

If you need drugs to be a good writer, you're not a good writer.
-Rod Serling

It is no defense of superstition and pseudoscience to say that it brings solace and comfort to people... If solace and comfort are how we judge the worth of something, then consider that tobacco brings solace and comfort to smokers; alcohol brings it to drinkers; drugs of all kinds bring it to addicts; the fall of cards and the run of horses bring it to gamblers; cruelty and violence bring it to sociopaths. Judge by solace and comfort only and there is no behavior we ought to interfere with.
-Isaac Asimov

My idea (in taking drugs) was pain reduction and mind expansion, but I ended up with mind reduction and pain expansion.
-Carrie Fisher

Not all drugs are good. Some are great.
-Bill Hicks

Our generation was right about civil rights; we were right about Vietnam; we were right about poverty. Unfortunately, we were wrong about drugs.
-David Crosby

Pop music is just long hours, hard work and lots of drugs.
-Cass Elliot

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
-Jane Wagner

Sex and drugs don't go half as well as some people believe. Very often you're forced to choose.
-Christopher Hitchens

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
-Joseph Heller

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.
-Dennis Miller

The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all the people.
-Noam Chomsky

There were a lot of casualties. Things change and drugs change.
-Marc Maron

Think about it. Would you work for a company that couldn't tell the difference in the quality of its employees' normal work product and the work product of someone on drugs without performing a test?

When we were growing up we knew the side effects of the drugs we were taking. Cocaine, side effects were paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn; quaaludes, side effects were talking in tongues, English as a second language; marijuana, side effects were laughter, Frosted Flakes.
-Robin Williams

Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?
-George Carlin

Win The War, On Drugs (bumper sticker)
-John Alejandro King (The Covert Comic)

You know how I got addicted to cocaine? I tried it. The problem with drugs is that they work- right up until the moment they decimate your life.
-Aaron Sorkin

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