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Published Sunday, December 29, 2013 @ 2:25 PM EST
Dec 29 2013

"Grudge Match" stars three Oscar winners and a two-time Oscar nominee in a tale of two old men who beat the hell out of each other to settle a 30-year dispute. You already know if you want to see it.
-Odie Henderson

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Unbeknownst to most theologians, there was a
fourth wiseman, who was turned away
for bringing a fruitcake.

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I am tired of headlines and tv news teases telling me how I'm going to react to a story. That's not your job. I've been around a long time. Odds are I will believe what happened, and I won't be moved to tears, especially since you've given me advance warning. And you're right, I never guess what the story is. I just turn off the television or leave Facebook and read the real news.

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better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole > town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) { be good; }

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I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

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No one knows how to use apostrophes, but everyone knows how to spell "Roethlisberger."

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It's easy to blame others for your mistakes. Seriously. Try it.


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