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Published Tuesday, December 11, 2012 @ 12:20 AM EST
Dec 11 2012

There's an unconfirmed report that NASA has scheduled a 9 am press conference at its Washington, DC headquarters to confirm that the agency has made contact and has been communicating for some time with sentient extraterrestrials.

The same report states emissaries of the as yet unidentified race have provided key NASA experts with startling revelations in the fields of physics, quantum mechanics and biochemistry- knowledge that will forever change humanity's perspective and, possibly, its very role in the universe.

The report is unconfirmed because I made it up. But it was a neat thrill there for a second, huh?


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