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Published Sunday, July 31, 2011 @ 1:00 PM EDT
Jul 31 2011

The Smurfs:

Does for children's entertainment what lead paint does for children's toys.
-Alonso Duralde, The Wrap

‎That two sequels have been announced is terrifying.
-Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger

Keep repeating to yourself over and over: "It gets Jonathan Winters a paycheck. It gets Jonathan Winters a paycheck..."
Widgett Walls, Needcoffee.com

(Thanks to Jason Togyer and rottentomatoes.com)


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