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Published Saturday, October 16, 2010 @ 12:18 AM EDT
Oct 16 2010

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.
-David Letterman

California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman has released a new TV ad in both Mandarin and Cantonese. This is part of her effort to reach out to the Asian community. That's how California works, where a white woman from back East, trying to replace an Austrian governor, runs an ad in Chinese to explain to people why she hired a Mexican maid.
-Jay Leno

Christine O'Donnell's new ad says she didn't go to Yale, like her opponent. I don't think she really needs to tell us that.
-Jay Leno


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