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Observations by and for the vaguely disenchanted by Kevin G. Barkes

 

Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video, raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.

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network solutions made me a child pornographer!
The sordid details...

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Anniversary

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Requiem for a fictional Scotsman

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Oh my God! They killed Library!! Those bastards!!!

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Elegy to a Mostly Maine Coon

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It's a Hap-Hap-Happy Day

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A Pittsburgher in the Really Big City

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Da Burg Annat

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I Have Issues

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Yeah, yeah, I'm inspired

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At least the rivers freeze in Pittsburgh

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He knows if yinz is a jagoff

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dcl dialogue online!

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no. we're not that kgb.

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KGB, CIA linked

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The Carbolic Smoke Ball
Superb satire, and based in Pittsburgh!

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Americans United for Separation of Church and State

"No religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."
Article VI, U.S. Constitution

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Geek of the Week, 7/16/2000

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Cruel Site of the Day, 7/15/2000

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miscellany

Hard to describe.

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"a breezy writing style and a cool mix of tidbits"

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Our riveting and morally compelling...

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A thing can be true and still be desperate folly.
 -Adams, Richard

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Friday, February 05, 2010
posted by KGB at 12:25 PM (permalink)

Stewart vs O'Reilly

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posted by KGB at 11:04 AM (permalink)

There'll be a quiz...

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Thursday, February 04, 2010
posted by KGB at 8:22 AM (permalink)

The Daddio of the Raddio is 92 today...

 

Happy birthday, Porky!

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Wednesday, February 03, 2010
posted by KGB at 11:40 AM (permalink)

Cut the feed!

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Q & O
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis

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posted by KGB at 9:01 AM (permalink)

More good news...

Google has announced it's phasing out support for its FTP-based Blogger service, which means I either have to accept Google as the host for KGB Report, or I have to find some other mechanism to maintain my website.

kgbreport.com is hosted through a service I've been using for over a dozen years now. It's been reasonably priced, extremely reliable, and the support provided has been peerless. There's something about throwing all my eggs in one incredibly huge basket- the bazillions of blogs hosted on Google's Blogspot and related hosts- that makes me a bit queasy.

Oh well.

"Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has been a history of replacing what worked with what sounded good."
-Thomas Sowell

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Tuesday, February 02, 2010
posted by KGB at 9:40 AM (permalink)

Happy birthday...

...to my father, my dog Beanie, and Eva Cassidy. I miss you all.

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Monday, February 01, 2010
posted by KGB at 4:48 AM (permalink)

I have an app for that...

CTV Television Network in Canada reports "Little or no grammar teaching, cellphone texting, social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter- all are being blamed for an increasingly unacceptable number of post-secondary students who can't write properly." (Full story here.)

The solution's simple. Make spelling and grammar checking an integral part of cellphone texting and web chat software. Messages with misspelled words or faulty grammar are flagged and not transmitted until and unless the sender corrects the errors.

I think kids just need a little motivation...

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Copyright © 1987-2010 by Kevin G. Barkes
All rights reserved.
Violators will be prosecuted.
So there.  
The kgb@kgb.com e-mail address is now something other than kgb@kgb.com saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse. Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however. I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993, and had since that time used kgb@kgb.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know that kgb@kgb.com was no longer kgb@kgb.com but rather kgbarkes@gmail.com which is longer than kgb@kgb.com and more letters to type than kgb@kgb.com and somehow less aesthetically pleasing than kgb@kgb.com but actually just as functional as kgb@kgb.com? I sent e-mails from the kgb@kgb.com address to just about everybody I knew who had used kgb@kgb.com in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word about the kgb@kgb.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which kgb@kgb.com was repeated numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for kgb@kgb.com would notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that kgb@kgb.com no longer is the kgb@kgb.com they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. kgb@kgb.com. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...

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(as a matter of fact, i AM the boss of you.)

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It's here!

440 pages, over 11,000 quotations!

Eff the Ineffable, Scrute the Inscrutable

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get kgb krap!