A functioning police state needs no police.
--William S. Burroughs
A paranoid man is a man who knows a little about what's going on.
--William S. Burroughs
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'.
--William S. Burroughs
And if you're doing a deal with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing.
--William S. Burroughs
As soon as you know you are in prison, you have a possibility to escape.
--William S. Burroughs
Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary.
--William S. Burroughs
Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.
--William S. Burroughs
Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage.
--William S. Burroughs
Happiness is a byproduct of function, purpose, and conflict; those who seek happiness for itself seek victory without war.
--William S. Burroughs
I am getting so far out one day I won't come back at all.
--William S. Burroughs
I think that Richard Nixon will go down in history as a true folk hero, who struck a vital blow to the whole diseased concept of the revered image and gave the American virtue of irreverence and skepticism back to the people.
--William S. Burroughs
If I had my way we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes.
--William S. Burroughs
If, after spending time with a person, you feel as though you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that person in the future.
--William S. Burroughs
In deep sadness there is no place for sentimentality.
--William S. Burroughs
In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or die of boredom.
--William S. Burroughs
Language is a virus from outer space.
--William S. Burroughs
Man has sold his soul for time, language, tools, weapons, and dominance.
--William S. Burroughs
Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.
--William S. Burroughs
Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted.
--William S. Burroughs
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.
--William S. Burroughs
Paranoia means having all the facts.
--William S. Burroughs
Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.
--William S. Burroughs
Son, never listen to a priest or a policeman- the only thing they have the key to is the sh*thouse.
--William S. Burroughs
Thanks, for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business. Thanks, for a nation of finks.
--William S. Burroughs
The American uppermiddle-class citizen is a composite of negatives. He is largely delineated by what he is not.
--William S. Burroughs
The junk merchant doesn't sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to his product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise. He degrades and simplifies the client.
--William S. Burroughs
The study of thinking machines teaches us more about the brain than we can learn by introspective methods. Western man is externalizing himself in the form of gadgets.
--William S. Burroughs
The young are an alien species. They won't replace us by revolution. They will forget and ignore us out of existence.
--William S. Burroughs
We have observed that most of the trouble in the world has been caused by ten to twenty percent of folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus.
--William S. Burroughs
Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.
--William S. Burroughs
Writers, like elephants, have long, vicious memories. There are things I wish I could forget.
--William S. Burroughs
You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative.
--William S. Burroughs
Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.
--William S. Burroughs
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