A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.
Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.
I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints.
It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating.
Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.
One of the great things about being gay and out is that the papers couldn't care less about your love life.
Some people think they're depressed and they go to the doctor and want pills. And you just think: 'You hate where you live, you've lost your job, your boyfriend has dumped you, could all this be why you're depressed?'.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
The BBC is a victim of its own independence.
The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you.
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