A man is only as faithful as his options.
Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.
Community college is like a disco with books: 'Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!'.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
There's no rehab for stupidity.
They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.
This is why smart people say you gotta think about life in the long term. Dumb people tell you life is short. No it's not. Life is long. Especially if you make the wrong choices.
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.
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