As far as the media goes, I'm driving in the left lane at 28 miles an hour.
--Billy Crystal
At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
--Billy Crystal
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
--Billy Crystal
Change is such hard work.
--Billy Crystal
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?
--Billy Crystal
Do something special on your birthday. Whatever you do, celebrate the fact that you're here, and that people love you and you love them. We only do this once.
--Billy Crystal
Don't give up your power.
--Billy Crystal
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
--Billy Crystal
I never worry that I'll die in my sleep, because I'm never asleep!
--Billy Crystal
It is better to look good than to feel good.
--Billy Crystal
It's more important to look good than to feel good.
--Billy Crystal
Nothing takes the sting out of these tough economic times like watching a bunch of millionaires giving golden statues to each other.
--Billy Crystal
There used to be that you only had four or five critics that you would look to for intelligent conversation, but now there are millions of people who can just press 'send,' and everyone's got an opinion even if no one cares what they say. It makes things a little bit tougher.
--Billy Crystal
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
--Billy Crystal
We all have a different image of what old is, and if you were exposed to senior citizens at a young age, as I was, it can color your soul with terror.
--Billy Crystal
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
--Billy Crystal
When you're 65, you're surprised by what turns you on.
--Billy Crystal
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
--Billy Crystal
You give up your dream, you give up.
--Billy Crystal
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