A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Actors are cattle.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Dialogue should simply be a sound among other sounds, just something that comes out of the mouths of people whose eyes tell the story in visual terms.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Give them pleasure- the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
--Alfred Hitchcock
I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.
--Alfred Hitchcock
I deny that I ever said actors are cattle. What I said was, "Actors should be treated like cattle.".
--Alfred Hitchcock
I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes- have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I've never tasted it.
--Alfred Hitchcock
I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.
--Alfred Hitchcock
In the documentary the basic material has been created by God, whereas in the fiction film the director is a God; he must create life.
--Alfred Hitchcock
It's not true that I said 'actors are cattle.' I said 'they should be treated like cattle.'.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Never judge a country by its politicians.
--Alfred Hitchcock
One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Puns are the highest form of literature.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Self-plagiarism is style.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
--Alfred Hitchcock
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.
--Alfred Hitchcock
The Academy Awards are trivial bullshit- unless you're nominated for something.
--Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
--Alfred Hitchcock
The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.
--Alfred Hitchcock
The only way to get rid of my fears is to make movies about them.
--Alfred Hitchcock
The silent pictures were the purest form of cinema.
--Alfred Hitchcock
There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.
--Alfred Hitchcock
There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
--Alfred Hitchcock
There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.
--Alfred Hitchcock
This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book- it makes a very poor doorstop.
--Alfred Hitchcock
We do not recommend suicide as a way of life.
--Alfred Hitchcock
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