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Monty Python, kale, yacht theft, kitten focus groups, bumblebees.
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Published Wednesday, October 05, 2016 @ 1:43 AM EDT
Oct 05 2016

On this date in 1969, Monty Python’s Flying Circus premiered in England on BBC One. The world has continued to become more Pythonesque ever since.

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Today is also National Kale Day, which has its own website and domain, but seems to have problems stirring up enthusiasm.

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Florida man tries to steal yacht, fails and partially sinks it.

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Some people born on October 5 who said some interesting things: Denis Diderot, Chester A. Arthur, Vaclav Havel, Ray Kroc, and Bart D. Ehrman.

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This is perhaps the most inane organizational tip I've seen. Achieve "inbox zero" by being rude, brusque, and inattentive. He may as well say treat each email as a text message, and respond accordingly. Which is nice if you're not a support person dealing with highly technical issues that can't be explained in one or two lines.

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When you are a United States senator running for re-election who has to apologize for saying your nominee for president is a role model for children, things may be going subpar for you.

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The one of the best places for political comedy is Twitter, where Trump and his supporters have conversations in a parallel, parody universe.

Don Jr. is amped. "She's weak! She fell! What a loser!" The Doorman smiles politely, "Great PJs tonight, sir." Donny beams. "They're robots"

TRUMP: We'll have security at the convention?
RYAN: Of course.
TRUMP: OK. I want all Pokemons thrown out immediately
RYAN:
TRUMP: Promise me

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(Jason Connolly/AFP/Getty Images)

Trump supporters are becoming even more unhinged.

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Had I not decided to take a nap, I would have watched Stephen Colbert's Live Kitten Focus Group of the vice presidential debates via livestream on Facebook. But I had to get the dopamine levels back up.

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Bumblebees can learn to pull strings for food and pass on the ability to a colony. And, really, that's enough for one day...


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