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Observations by and for the vaguely disenchanted by Kevin G. Barkes

 

Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video, raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.

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network solutions made me a child pornographer!
The sordid details...

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Anniversary

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Requiem for a fictional Scotsman

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Oh my God! They killed Library!! Those bastards!!!

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Elegy to a Mostly Maine Coon

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It's a Hap-Hap-Happy Day

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A Pittsburgher in the Really Big City

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Da Burg Annat

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I Have Issues

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Yeah, yeah, I'm inspired

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At least the rivers freeze in Pittsburgh

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He knows if yinz is a jagoff

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dcl dialogue online!

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no. we're not that kgb.

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KGB, CIA linked

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The Carbolic Smoke Ball
Superb satire, and based in Pittsburgh!

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Americans United for Separation of Church and State

"No religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."
Article VI, U.S. Constitution

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Geek of the Week, 7/16/2000

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Cruel Site of the Day, 7/15/2000

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miscellany

Hard to describe.

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"a breezy writing style and a cool mix of tidbits"

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Our riveting and morally compelling...

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Friday, January 08, 2010
posted by KGB at 8:34 AM (permalink)

Yes, he's on to something...

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Moment of Zen - Calvin Trillin's Prediction
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis

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posted by KGB at 8:19 AM (permalink)

Quote of the day

I like having a machine called "elvis" on the network because that way, I can say "ping elvis" and have it come back with "elvis is alive."
-Carl Shipley

(The King would have been 75 today.)

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Thursday, January 07, 2010
posted by KGB at 9:37 AM (permalink)

Quote of the day

Everyone's back from vacation today. In Washington, President Obama returned to the Oval Office after spending the holidays in Hawaii. And Joe Biden returned after spending the holidays on his home planet.
-Craig Ferguson

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Wednesday, January 06, 2010
posted by KGB at 8:06 AM (permalink)

Quote of the day

So even if the bomb works, there's going to be 72 very disappointed virgins.
-Jon Stewart on the "underwear bomber"

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Tuesday, January 05, 2010
posted by KGB at 7:55 AM (permalink)

Remembering Sonny...

Sonny Bono, February 16, 1935 - January 5, 1998

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Monday, January 04, 2010
posted by KGB at 12:23 AM (permalink)

Checking in with Mister Science and Little Jimmy...

I talked with Pittsburgh radio legends Larry O'Brien and John Garry during the past week, and they're both doing well and enjoying their respective retirements. John is here in the Pittsburgh area, and Larry is playing golf three times a week at his palatial estate in Hilton Head.

Larry had quadruple bypass surgery about a year and a half ago and has recovered with no ill effects, although he never thought he'd be working out in the gym on a regular basis.

Other good news: look for the long out of print O'Brien & Garry: The CD to resurface sometime in 2010.

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Violators will be prosecuted.
So there.  
The kgb@kgb.com e-mail address is now something other than kgb@kgb.com saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse. Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however. I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993, and had since that time used kgb@kgb.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know that kgb@kgb.com was no longer kgb@kgb.com but rather kgbarkes@gmail.com which is longer than kgb@kgb.com and more letters to type than kgb@kgb.com and somehow less aesthetically pleasing than kgb@kgb.com but actually just as functional as kgb@kgb.com? I sent e-mails from the kgb@kgb.com address to just about everybody I knew who had used kgb@kgb.com in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word about the kgb@kgb.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which kgb@kgb.com was repeated numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for kgb@kgb.com would notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that kgb@kgb.com no longer is the kgb@kgb.com they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. kgb@kgb.com. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...