Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video,
raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance
of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.
network solutions made me a child pornographer!
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Requiem for a fictional Scotsman
Oh my God! They killed Library!! Those bastards!!!
A Pittsburgher in the Really Big City
At least the rivers freeze in Pittsburgh
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Friday, May 29, 2009
Python 101
Cindy knows very little about Monty Python. May as well start at the top...
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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Home stretch
Just 32 more hours until Cindy and I escape for our delayed honeymoon trip. The pups go to the kennel tonight, I supplement my wardrobe with a two-figure shopping spree at WalMart, and then it's a ten-day road trip that will include the Star Trek exhibit at the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia and the historic sites and sights of Salem, Massachusetts.
Postings here will be erratic, but hey- it's a honeymoon, right? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, know what I mean?
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Photo of the day
You don't need to see my papers.
I'm not the one you're looking for.
Move along.
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Vital medical info of the day
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Monday, May 25, 2009
Music for Memorial Day
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Sunday, May 24, 2009
Othello in 3:38
One of my favorite production numbers from the 80s Fame series, featuring Gene Anthony Ray. Born on this date in 1962, Ray died in 2003 at the age of 41.
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All rights reserved.
Violators will be prosecuted.
So there.
The kgb@kgb.com e-mail address is now something other than kgb@kgb.com saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker
Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse.
Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however.
I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993,
and had since that time used kgb@kgb.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know
that kgb@kgb.com was no longer kgb@kgb.com but
rather kgbarkes@gmail.com which is longer than kgb@kgb.com and more letters to
type than kgb@kgb.com and somehow less aesthetically
pleasing than kgb@kgb.com but actually just as functional as kgb@kgb.com? I sent e-mails from the kgb@kgb.com address to just about
everybody I knew who had used kgb@kgb.com in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word
about the kgb@kgb.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which kgb@kgb.com was repeated
numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for kgb@kgb.com would
notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that kgb@kgb.com no longer is the kgb@kgb.com
they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. kgb@kgb.com. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...
(as a matter of fact, i AM the boss of you.)
It's here!
440 pages, over 11,000 quotations!
Eff the Ineffable, Scrute the Inscrutable
get kgb krap!