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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

He who lives by the Wii...

A returned war veteran uses a Nintendo Wii to confirm the rumored funny business of an unfaithful wife.

A man by the name of Tony (last name withheld) claims to have caught his lying wife by searching the play history of his Nintendo Wii.

Tony, who served a year of active duty in Iraq, had a Wii sent to him while on tour before shipping the console back to the U.S. leading up to his discharge. He arrived home in April 2007 amid reports of his wife's indiscretions with another man. After confrontation, the wife maintained that she had only shared an innocent kiss with the man on a single occasion.

"[In Nov.] I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii Channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq," writes Tony in an email to GoNintendo. "As I go through the characters, I see there is a Mii that I have not created. It's a guy strikingly similar to my wife's [alleged lover].

"To be sure of this, I went into the Wil Message Board and click on the Calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife's Mii and this 'other' Mii Character played Wii Bowling together."

Tony has since separated and filed for divorce.

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Monday, November 19, 2007

Quotes of the day, birthday edition

Dick Cavett, November 19, 1936:

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

Chinese-German food is wonderful. The only problem is, an hour later you're hungry for power.

My Nebraska clothes set me apart [at Yale]. I remember I actually wore brown-and-white shoes. They were impractical, though. The white one kept getting dirty.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

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