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presents

Maid of honor Mary and blushing bride Cindy are ready to go.

Groom? No, actually, I'm the piano player. Just pretend I'm not here. Really.

What do you mean, you can't get a transporter lock?
Scotty, beam me out of here, now!

Now stop me if you've heard this one before...

Mary is smiling because Cindy has released her
hand, while keeping mine in the groom immobilization death grip.

"For richer or for poorer, in accordance with Section 2, Paragraph B
of the Antenuptial Agreement, dated December 21, 2008, and
included herein by reference..."

Wait a minute. Why does only my part have "obey" in it?

Here's the wind up...

...and the pitch. Out of the park!

You can let go of my hand now, Kevin. Please. Let. Go.

Curtain call.
Peter Stumpf, the groom, Rev. Dale Reese, the bride, Mary Stefanick.

Hurry up. The suit has to be back by 4.

A happy new year, for sure.