A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
If you ruin an appetite, there's another appetite coming right behind it.
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.
Never be late for a plane with a girl, because a girl runs like a girl.
Nobody wants anything less than Extra-Strength. Give me the maximum allowable human dosage. Figure out what will kill me, and then back it off a little bit.
Pain is knowledge rushing in to fill a gap.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
The blessing in life is when you find the torturer you are comfortable with.
The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.
There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.'.
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color but to accept God's final decision on where your lips end.
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