Alcoholism isn't a spectator sport. Eventually the whole family gets to
play.
-Joyce Rebeta-Burditt
All parts of the human body get tired eventually- except the tongue.
-Konrad
Adenauer
Arcane knowledge can be useful, even though its acquisition can seem
pointless. That funny-looking key you picked up a few years ago might
eventually unlock a door leading to a totally unexpected opportunity.
-Kevin
G. Barkes
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit,
they eventually find.
-Peter Ustinov
Eventually all the things you acquire by dishonesty are gone, and you
are left with only your dishonesty.
-Robert Brault
Eventually you realize that the reason God didn't always answer your
prayers is that He was answering your mom's prayers.
-Robert Brault
Eventually you realize that your mom knows exactly who you are and has
been trying to break it to you gently all your life.
-Robert Brault
Eventually, somebody is going to be a hero, and somebody's going to be
president. Not necessarily the same person.
-Howard Baker, Jr.
Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and
eventually degenerates into a racket.
-Eric Hoffer
Fashion is about eventually being naked.
-Vivienne Westwood
I believe that every dark cloud has a silver lining that contains
abnormally high traces of mercury which will eventually lead to the
onset of neurological disorders.
-Dennis Miller
I'll feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when you've gone
over to the Dark Side. But I'll be fine. That's the good thing about the
Dark Side. Eventually, your eyes adjust.
-James Lileks
If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup
trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number
of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great
literary works in Braille.
-John A. Banker
If you locked William Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for long
enough, he'd eventually write all the songs by the Monkees.
-Unattributed
If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you will
eventually be accused of treason.
-Mort Sahl
In my experience, the trouble with oaths of the form, 'death before
dishonor,' is that eventually, given enough time and abrasion, they
separate the world into just two sorts of people: the dead, and the
forsworn. It's a survivor's problem, this one.
-Lois McMaster
Bujold
In the old days, quality was just an empty word meaning 'good.'
Eventually, it evolved into a complicated method for transferring your
money to business consultants.
-Scott Adams
It is inevitable, that eventually the people will demand absolute
security from the state... And absolute security is absolute slavery.
-Taylor
Caldwell
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but
eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
-Unattributed
Love is the most practical thing in the world. If you take an attitude
of love toward everybody you meet, you'll eventually get along.
-Will
Durant
Man can be chained but he cannot be domesticated, and eventually he
always breaks his chains.
-Robert A. Heinlein
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually
produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.
-Bill
Cosby
Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-Bill
Stern
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of
civilization.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes
longer.
-Edward R. Murrow
The political spectrum isn't a line so much as a circle, and no matter
which direction you head from 12 o'clock, you eventually wind up on the
bottom by the hatch where the cuckoos pop out.
-Tamara K (Indiana
blogger)
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back
alive, and eventually releases him again for another chance.
-Peter
De Vries
There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my
phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me.'
-Philip
K. Dick
Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and
they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a
structure which has no relation to reality.
-Nikola Tesla
We had a quicksand box in our back yard. I was an only child, eventually.
-Steven
Wright
We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million
typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
-R. Wilensky
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was
Always.
-Rita Rudner
When the remodeling contractor points out that Rome wasn't built in a
day, it is necessary to point out that Rome was, eventually, built.
-James
Lileks
When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists
eventually negotiate.
-Marc Maron
When, in the late 1940s, we faced a global Cold War against another
system of ideological fanatics certain that their authoritarian values
would eventually rule the world, we prevailed in time. We prevailed
because we exercised patience as well as vigilance, self-restraint as
well as self-defense, and reached out to moderates and modernists, to
democrats and dissidents, within that closed system.
-Theodore
(Ted) Sorensen
You can only work with mirrors for so long, and eventually the reality
hits.
-Bob Olstein
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