The Catholic Church has approved a new app that lets you make confessions over your iPhone.
It also raises the possibility of accidentally butt-dialing God.
-Conan O'Brien
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Despite the massive protests, the Egyptian president is still refusing to leave.
They're calling him "Leno of the Nile."
-Craig Ferguson
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Some late night television shows just have non-descript theme music. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson has a philosophy.
It's hard to stay up
It's been a long, long day
And you got the
sandman at the door
But hang on, leave the TV on
And let's do it
anyway
It's okay!
You can always sleep through work tomorrow, OK?
Hey
hey!
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.
Tell the clock on the wall
Forget the wakeup call
Cause the
night's not nearly through
Wipe the sleep from your eyes
Give
yourself a surprise
Let your worries wait another day
And if you
stay too late at at the bar
At least you made it out this far
So
make up your mind and say
Let's do it anyway!
It's okay!
You
can always sleep through work tomorrow, okay?
Hey hey!
Tomorrow's
just your future yesterday.
Life's too short to worry about
The things that you can live without
And
I regret to say
The morning light is hours away
The world can be
such a fright
But it belongs to us tonight
What's the point of
going to bed?
You look so lovely when your eyes are red!
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.
The world can be such a fright
But it belongs to us tonight
What's
the point of going to bed?
You look so lovely when your eyes are red!
It's hard to stay up
It's been a long, Long Day
And you got the
sandman at the door
But hang on, leave the TV on
And let's do it
anyway
It's okay!
You can always sleep through work tomorrow, OK?
Hey
hey!
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.
Tomorrow's just your
future yesterday.
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