Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video, raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.
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Saturday, February 20, 2010
He's back (NSFW)
"...cult members always attribute all of their problems to one simple explanation. Now here's an amazing statistic. In a recent poll almost ninety percent of Tea Baggers said that they thought taxes had either gone up or stayed the same under Obama. Only two percent thought they went down. But the reality is taxes have gone down-- for ninety five percent of working families, taxes went down.
"Think about that. Only two percent of the people in a "movement" about taxes named after a tax revolt, have the slightest idea what's going on... with taxes.
"So, it would be easy to just mock, except that those who fall under the control of cults aren't necessarily weirdoes, they're victims. And we shouldn't forget that these people are our relatives, our neighbors and the folks at the next table in the restaurant. Especially if that restaurant is Hooters and it's Dollar Wing Wednesday."
Friday, February 19, 2010
Right next to the worthless 401K statements...
"Some paintings of former Fed chairman Alan Greenspan by artist Erin Crowe, which once fetched as much as $5,000 to $10,000 apiece, are now stashed by their owners in closets and under beds."
-Wall Street Journal
Thursday, February 18, 2010
I miss these guys
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
News story of the day
Police say woman hit adult son with baseball bat
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
The Associated Press
A Charleroi woman has been charged with hitting her adult son with a Louisville Slugger after she allegedly came home drunk.
Forty-nine-year-old Linda Newstrom faces a preliminary hearing Feb. 25 on simple assault and other crimes in the Valentine's Day incident.
Charleroi police say Ms. Newstrom kicked her 21-year-old son Jeffrey out of the house then swung the bat at him as he gathered his belongings -- missing on the first two swings but connecting on a third.
Police say Ms. Newstrom claimed her son hit her but also acknowledged hitting him with the bat, saying, "I brought him into this world and I'll take him out of this world."
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Variations on a theme (more snow).
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Things you don't want to hear during surgery
I think I lost a contact.
That's as good as it's gonna get.
I said "retract," not "remove," you idiot.
You know, there's big money in kidneys, and this guy has two of 'em.
And what did you do before, Mrs. Bobbitt?
Is it supposed to do that?
Better not throw it out. They may need it at the inquest.
I wish I had a nice Chianti and some fava beans.
The pumpy thingie is making that noise again.
Get Sanji out of the crapper. This guy's waking up.
He already has a couple kids, right?
Is it supposed to be that color?
Neat. How long will it do that before it falls off?
Check his wallet. See if he's an organ donor.
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The email@example.com e-mail address is now something other than firstname.lastname@example.org saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse. Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however. I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993, and had since that time used email@example.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know that firstname.lastname@example.org was no longer email@example.com but rather firstname.lastname@example.org which is longer than email@example.com and more letters to type than firstname.lastname@example.org and somehow less aesthetically pleasing than email@example.com but actually just as functional as firstname.lastname@example.org? I sent e-mails from the email@example.com address to just about everybody I knew who had used firstname.lastname@example.org in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word about the email@example.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which firstname.lastname@example.org was repeated numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for email@example.com would notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that firstname.lastname@example.org no longer is the email@example.com they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. firstname.lastname@example.org. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...
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