(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Photo)
Not only did the Republicans nominate Trump for President, a
red-bellied piranha was caught in North Park Lake. Ok, 2016, you
win. Please stop.
My son referenced a political thread in which he was engaged, and
somehow the conversation turned into quotes from from the 1984 cult
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
My son noted, "Lectroid involvement would explain a lot about the Trump
Laugh while you can, monkey boys...
Pixie, our small, insane, alien dog-like creature who resembes a Shih
Tzu, behaved quite well for Dr. Joanna Rubin and her staff at
Bridgeville Animal Hospital for her pre-spay exam. The thought of her
reproducing is too terrifying to consider. (Pixie, not Joanna.)
"Every word that comes out of Mike Pence's mouth reminds me that somewhere
in rural Indiana, probably near Elkhart, a Quizno's is missing its
assistant manager."-Ed. Gin & Tacos (on Facebook)
Today is Get to Know Your Customer Day, Invite an Alien to Live with You
Day, Legal Drinking Age Day, National Junk Food Day, National Tug-
Of-War Tournament Day, and Take a Monkey to Lunch Day.
Watching the Republican National Convention, I keep expecting them to
break out into "Springtime for Hitler."
ACA out of detent. Mode control, both auto. Descent engine command
(The actual first words
spoken by a human from the surface of the Moon, July 20, 1969.)
On The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, Braddock mayor John
Fetterman observed that since outrageous claims, lies and statements
seem to have no effect on Trump and his ilk, we are now living in a
According to a story in The
New York Times Magazine, this past May Donald Trump's son,
Donald Jr.,contacted a senior adviser to Ohio governer and failed
Republican Presidential candidate John Kasich, and asked him if the
governor had any interest in being the most powerful vice president in
history. Here's where it gets weird:
When Kasich's adviser asked how this would be the case, Donald Jr.
explained that his father's vice president would be in charge of
domestic and foreign policy.
Then what, the adviser asked, would Trump be in charge of?
“Making America great again” was the casual reply.
I've maintained since he entered the race that while Trump wants to win
the Presidency, he really doesn't want to be President. Too much work,
too much discipline and- let's face it- The White House is a step down
from the decor of his multiple, gilded homes which appear to have been
furnished by Saddam Hussein's interior designer.
He has the nomination. The question is now, how can he get out of it if
he wins the election? Medical? Personal problems? (Hey, he's on wife
number three). Stay tuned.
I don't know if it's an accomplishment or not, but thanks to the
Republicans in general and Trump in particular, I have now blocked more
people on Facebook than I have as friends. Every once in a while I
encounter one of them in real life, where I'm tempted to grab them by
the shoulders and shake them, while screaming "Are you insane? We grew
up together in the sixties! What the hell happened to you?"
So, at least we now have the answer to the question "How could the
German people allow Hitler to rise to power?"
Someon stole my Bernie Sanders yard sign the other week. It was after he
had suspended his campaign, but stil... I wanted to save it, to show
there were some same people about in 2016.
You may have noticed on the right sidebar that I've replaced the Sanders
plug with one for Hillary Clinton. At least she's not Trump...
Bridgeville Animal Hospital,
Gin and Tacos,
The Nightly Show
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