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Published Thursday, August 25, 2016 @ 9:04 PM EDT
Aug 25 2016

A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. Live long and prosper.
-Leonard Nimoy

Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. (In the comic strip Peanuts).
-Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a B-grade movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it, but you don't want to see it again.
-Ted Turner

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
-Variously attributed

Life is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it.
-Variously attributed

Life is like a camel; you can make it do anything except back up.
-Marcelene Cox

Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.
-H. Ross Perot

Life is like a corn maze. Sometimes you just sit down in the middle of it and burst into tears.
-Ted Travelstead

Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-Lewis Grizzard

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.
-Jawaharlal Nehru

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
-Jim Davis

Life is like a landscape. You live in the midst of it but can describe it only from the vantage point of distance.
-Charles A. Lindbergh

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him.
-Harry Emerson Fosdick

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
-Andy Rooney

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends upon what you put into it.
-Tom Lehrer

Life is like an analogy.
-Variously attributed

Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
-Carl Sandburg

Life is like an oven. It burns my buns. (From the comic strip Maxine).
-John Wagner

Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questions, and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends.
-Joseph Campbell

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
-Samuel Butler (Novelist, 1835-1902)

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
-Albert Einstein

Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past but you can't erase it.
-E.B. White


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