Giving my 19-year-old cat catnip is like trying to get your grandma drunk.
It's a couple years old, but I just stumbled across the ten-year reunion
concert of the cast of the 2003 movie School of Rock. Jack Black
is recognizable, but the kids have all grown up.
I've given up on the Theory of Gravity, and now believe in Intelligent Falling.
The arrogance of the young is a direct result of not having known enough
consequences. The turkey that every day greedily approaches the farmer
who tosses him grain is not wrong. It is just that no one ever told him
Best read of the day: two classic Jimmy Breslin columns on the death of JFK.