America: Race riots, fascist police, AND THE BEST DAMNED ICE CREAM IN
THE WORLD! (Button, circa 1968)
Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in
moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with
How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know
I can't say no to it myself.
I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.
I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that
makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the
endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in
the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost
justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your
show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'
In time, foods such as hamburgers and ice cream became more than just
meals. They became part of American history and culture, touchstones
that are almost immediately nostalgic and sentimental no matter how old
you are or what part of the country you are from.
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your
ice cream while it is on your plate.
Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you
have been working for.
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh.
The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The
American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American
people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance
to the Lion King soundtrack. It's really odd, but it's true.
Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!