A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
-Benjamin Franklin
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a
thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
-Garrison Keillor
America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to
agnostics for Christmas.
-John Burton Brimer
As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas
is.
-Eric Sevareid
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year
to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.
-Eric
Sevareid
Christmas is a strange season. We sing songs in front of dead trees and
eat candy out of our socks. (From the comic strip "Maxine")
-John
Wagner
Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you're home.
-Carol
Nelson
Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind.
-Mary Ellen Chase
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel
hopefully is better than to arrive.
-Stephen Fry
Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal
holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone
else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation
of church and state.
-Samantha Bee
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be
necessary to invent it.
-Katherine Whitehorn
I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary
did- Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted,
with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
-Tina Fey
Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!
-Ogden Nash
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any
quicker than the Christmas spirit.
-Frank McKinney (Kin) Hubbard
Thanksgiving comes after Christmas for people over thirty.
-Peter
Kreeft
The problem isn't the grinches who steal Christmas, it's the grinches
who celebrate it.
-Christopher Hitchens
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