A Libertarian is just a Republican who takes drugs.
-Bob Black
As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
-Mick
Shrimpton
Death comes at you no matter what you do in this life, and to equate
drugs with death is a facile comparison.
-Jerry Garcia
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric
system.
-P.J. O'Rourke
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except
that the birds might eat them.
-Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.
-Denis
Leary
I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
-Salvador Dali
I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.
-M.C. Escher
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but
they've always worked for me.
-Hunter S. Thompson
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my
consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
-Fran Lebowitz
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-Mitch Hedberg
I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if
people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of
the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.
-Milton
Friedman
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
-Keith
Richards
If anybody comes up to you and says, 'My kid is a conservative- why is
that?' you say, 'Remember in the 60s when we told you if you kept using
drugs your kids would be mutants?'
-Mort Sahl
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the
market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
-Dick
Gregory
If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test
people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed
and love of power.
-P.J. O'Rourke
If you don't have sex and you don't do drugs, your rock 'n' roll better
be awfully good.
-Abbie Hoffman
If you need drugs to be a good writer, you're not a good writer.
-Rod
Serling
It is no defense of superstition and pseudoscience to say that it brings
solace and comfort to people... If solace and comfort are how we judge
the worth of something, then consider that tobacco brings solace and
comfort to smokers; alcohol brings it to drinkers; drugs of all kinds
bring it to addicts; the fall of cards and the run of horses bring it to
gamblers; cruelty and violence bring it to sociopaths. Judge by solace
and comfort only and there is no behavior we ought to interfere with.
-Isaac
Asimov
My idea (in taking drugs) was pain reduction and mind expansion, but I
ended up with mind reduction and pain expansion.
-Carrie Fisher
Not all drugs are good. Some are great.
-Bill Hicks
Our generation was right about civil rights; we were right about
Vietnam; we were right about poverty. Unfortunately, we were wrong about
drugs.
-David Crosby
Pop music is just long hours, hard work and lots of drugs.
-Cass
Elliot
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
-Jane
Wagner
Sex and drugs don't go half as well as some people believe. Very often
you're forced to choose.
-Christopher Hitchens
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success
come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation,
medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
-Joseph
Heller
The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people
would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.
-Dennis
Miller
The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers,
immigrants and aliens, the more you control all the people.
-Noam
Chomsky
There were a lot of casualties. Things change and drugs change.
-Marc
Maron
Think about it. Would you work for a company that couldn't tell the
difference in the quality of its employees' normal work product and the
work product of someone on drugs without performing a test?
-Unattributed
When we were growing up we knew the side effects of the drugs we were
taking. Cocaine, side effects were paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn;
quaaludes, side effects were talking in tongues, English as a second
language; marijuana, side effects were laughter, Frosted Flakes.
-Robin
Williams
Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?
-George
Carlin
Win The War, On Drugs (bumper sticker)
-John Alejandro King (The
Covert Comic)
You know how I got addicted to cocaine? I tried it. The problem with
drugs is that they work- right up until the moment they decimate your
life.
-Aaron Sorkin
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