This is what happens when you're testing screen capture software and the cat steps on the F5 key while you're on the phone.
Twenty random quotes from The KGB Quote-A-Matic:
When scientifically investigating the natural world, the only thing
worse than a blind believer is a seeing denier.
-Neil deGrasse
Tyson
The FCC came along and it said no more cigarette commercials on
television... I'd much rather watch a pretty girl offer me a cigarette
than an old lady ask if I'm constipated.
-Mark Russell
Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the
consequences.
-Midori Koto
I like the cut of your gibberish.
-Unattributed
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
-J.R.R.
Tolkien
There a few things in life harder to find and more important to keep
than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.
-Barack Obama
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
-John Gardner
The climate is just like it always was. Hot in the summer, cold in the
winter and brainless in Washington.
-Steve Goddard
A lot of people out there think Easy Rider had a happy ending.
-P.J.
O'Rourke
I derive pleasure from the suffering of people who don't know what
schadenfreude means.
-John Fugelsang
America: Race riots, fascist police, AND THE BEST DAMNED ICE CREAM IN
THE WORLD! (Button, circa 1968)
-Unattributed
People are born with legs, not roots.
-Buckminster Fuller
I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like
breakfast.
-Joni Rodgers
The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run
we are all dead.
-John Maynard Keynes
If I'd known what it would be like to have it all, I might have been
willing to settle for less.
-Lily Tomlin
I cannot prove that electrons exist, but I believe fervently in their
existence. And if you don't believe in them, I have a high voltage
cattle prod I'm willing to apply as an argument on their behalf.
Electrons speak for themselves.
-Seth Lloyd
Information is money, but data is squat.
-Angela Llama-Butler
I cannot believe that there is any being in this universe who has
created a human soul for eternal pain. I would rather that every god
would destroy himself; I would rather that we all should go to eternal
chaos, to black and starless night, than that just one soul should
suffer eternal agony.
-Robert G. Ingersoll
Loyalty to your country should never require you to lie about it.
-Joseph
Sobran
When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about
to set.
-Lin Yutang
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