This is what happens when you're testing screen capture software and the cat steps on the F5 key while you're on the phone.
Twenty random quotes from The KGB Quote-A-Matic:
When scientifically investigating the natural world, the only thing
worse than a blind believer is a seeing denier.
-Neil deGrasse Tyson
The FCC came along and it said no more cigarette commercials on
television... I'd much rather watch a pretty girl offer me a cigarette
than an old lady ask if I'm constipated.
Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the
I like the cut of your gibberish.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
There a few things in life harder to find and more important to keep
than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
The climate is just like it always was. Hot in the summer, cold in the
winter and brainless in Washington.
A lot of people out there think Easy Rider had a happy ending.
I derive pleasure from the suffering of people who don't know what
America: Race riots, fascist police, AND THE BEST DAMNED ICE CREAM IN
THE WORLD! (Button, circa 1968)
People are born with legs, not roots.
I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like
The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run
we are all dead.
-John Maynard Keynes
If I'd known what it would be like to have it all, I might have been
willing to settle for less.
I cannot prove that electrons exist, but I believe fervently in their
existence. And if you don't believe in them, I have a high voltage
cattle prod I'm willing to apply as an argument on their behalf.
Electrons speak for themselves.
Information is money, but data is squat.
I cannot believe that there is any being in this universe who has
created a human soul for eternal pain. I would rather that every god
would destroy himself; I would rather that we all should go to eternal
chaos, to black and starless night, than that just one soul should
suffer eternal agony.
-Robert G. Ingersoll
Loyalty to your country should never require you to lie about it.
When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about
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