McDonalds closes in Crimea. Actually, this is serious. The United States has never gone to war with a country that had an operating McDonalds.
You can't legally own a hedgehog in Pennsylvania.
REMINDER: Though the Supreme Court says there is no difference, your
servers prefer you tip in actual money rather than "speech."
Saturday Night Live's parody of Fox and Friends included "a list of
corrections from our first hour":
-Captain America was never a U.S. President.
-Lifesavers aren't medicine.
-The periodic table is not about "lady stuff."
-You can not abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.
-Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.
-Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.
-Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.
-Chris Christie was never in the show "Three's Company."
-Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.
-Garfunkel is not Garfield's black cousin. -The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.
-Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.
-Marvin Gaye liked women.
-Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.
-God loves figs.
-Noah is not "found footage."
All the great buzz about Captain America has convinced me that I need to
drop everything and watch it on cable next year.
In the spring of 1967, 47(!) years ago, Patricia Pugh, John Krause and I represented Homestead Junior High School in the KDKA/Pittsburgh Press spelling bee.
I have to believe the Supreme Court is working for tips now.
Pixie is an 11 month old Shih Tzu, which supposedly is Mandarin Chinese for "lion," but should be "strange, small, dog-like creature." Sassafras (a corruption of the Latin saxifrage, or "rock-breaker") is a ten year old Shetland Sheepdog. In human years, they're roughly 16 and 60 years old.
"But Dad says we're from the same litter."
"In your dreams, kid."
There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
Pittsburgh radio legend Clarke Ingram noted the above happened 50 years ago this month, and hasn't been duplicated by any other artist or group.
So, Letterman's retiring. Wonder if Leno is available?
Wonderful YouTube video featuring SPCA of Wake County and Queen.
Headline of the week:
"Willie Nelson’s armadillo returned
after being kidnapped in Las Vegas"
And... the desktop is clean.