Whether it's the border, guns or gays, Republicans always have the same
fear: someone coming in the back door.
Thomas Jefferson could never get a Food Network show now.
Home is anywhere you don't have to wear pants.
Crayola needs to create a color called "Boehner".
Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of
the word "genius".
If you want to avoid full fury of the U.S., don't leak secrets to
public. Play it safe and just wreck the economy to enrich yourself.
Days like today make me second-guess my decision to base my life on the
moral teachings of Food Network stars.