A lot of people spend six days sowing wild oats, then go to church on
Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil
conscience of their parents.
Don't judge a man's wealth-or his piety-by his appearance on Sunday.
Every Sunday I give thanks that there's nothing in Leviticus about
liking show tunes.
-Kevin G. Barkes
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a
garage makes you an automobile.
He had, in fact, got everything from the church and Sunday School,
except, perhaps, any longing whatever for decency and kindness and
I don't think suicide is so terrible. Some rainy winter Sunday when
there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun. Not to shoot
yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice.
I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat.
If the American Atheists Society or Saddam Hussein himself ever sent an
unrestricted gift to any of my ministries, be assured I will operate on
Billy Sunday's philosophy: The Devil's had it long enough, and quickly
cash the check.
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves
on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
More men fail through lack of purpose than through lack of talent.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered
when they die but they're not getting up early on a Sunday.
Sunday is the day people go quietly mad, one way or another.
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell.
The Maker of the universe with stars a hundred thousand light-years
apart was interested, furious, and very personal about it if a small boy
played baseball on Sunday afternoon.
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