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Published Tuesday, May 08, 2012 @ 8:23 PM EDT
May 08 2012

You're never really prepared for those nude Kathy Bates S&M photos...


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Quote of the day
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Published Tuesday, May 08, 2012 @ 8:45 AM EDT
May 08 2012

‎Could you imagine what Bush would have done if he had gotten bin Laden? I mean, this is a guy who played dress-up to celebrate a war he lost. If he had gotten bin Laden, he would have spent his whole second term in a Batman costume.
–Bill Maher


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Balance in the universe is restored.
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Published Tuesday, May 08, 2012 @ 6:36 AM EDT
May 08 2012

I stumbled across Zay N. Smith's "Quick Takes" column in the Chicago Sun-Times by accident.

From October 2000 through October 2005, I worked in Chicago and commuted between a mostly-unfurnished studio apartment there and my home in Pittsburgh, spending a not insignificant amount of time riding in assorted cabs, trains, and airplanes.

It was 5 am on a cold, snowy Saturday morning in December. I was on a Blue Line train heading toward O'Hare. I dreaded the inevitable weather delay that awaited me at the airport, and the endless gate reassignments that would keep me shuttling between terminals on the fluorescently illuminated underground moving walkway. (One interesting feature of this conveyance was that it had its own musical accompaniment, an endless loop of music box-like tinkling that achieved the impossible: making Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue" as irritating as "It's A Small World After All." But I digress.)

I'd overslept that morning, and in my rush to catch the train had failed to stuff into my backpack the usual poundage of books and magazines that maintained my compulsive reading addiction. Desperate for material, I spotted an old Sun-Times on the seat across the aisle. It was folded and opened to an inside page. The first thing that caught my eye was a column by Zay N. Smith called "Quick Takes."

I was hooked.

The weather delay, a wi-fi connection and a wall outlet commandeered at great personal risk enabled me to fire up my laptop and read a couple years' worth of QT columns until United finally decided it was safe to venture to Pittsburgh.

Remember when you looked forward to the morning paper so you could read Gary Larson's The Far Side or Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes? Same deal with "QT."

Thanks to the Internet, my return to Pittsburgh in 2005 didn't interrupt my habit. Indeed, Smith's column attained a national and international readership, and was probably one of the Sun-Times' most read features.

Which is why the paper's decision in November, 2008 to drop the column after 13 successful years seemed so patently absurd. Throughout that year the Sun-Times had laid off or bought out dozens of its editorial staff as it tried to reduce its costs in a contracting newspaper market. Many thought Smith- like Sun-Times legend Roger Ebert- was untouchable, given his decades with the paper and QT's international popularity.

Ah, but stupidity knows no limits.

The good news is that "Quick Takes" has returned, as a blog on the website of Chicago Public Media’s WBEZ-FM. The column will appear on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. A representative entry:

"News Headline: Man exposes himself at Association for the Blind.
There is probably an interesting story behind that."

Meanwhile, the Sun-Times continues its slow-motion implosion toward inevitable oblivion. When it finally does succumb, its death will be attributed to the same cosmic force that claimed such entities as Ken Lay and Andrew Breitbart:

Karma.


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Photo of the day
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Published Tuesday, May 08, 2012 @ 12:00 AM EDT
May 08 2012

The photo caption is left as an exercise for the reader.


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