Marlene Dietrich (December 27, 1901 – May 6, 1992)
A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.
A man would rather come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
I am at heart a gentleman.
I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
If men were as great lovers as they think they are, we women wouldn't have time to do our hair.
If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.
It is the friends that you can call at 4 a.m. that matter.
Most women set out to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong.
There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.
When you're dead, you're dead. That's it.
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