All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Can't anyone here play this game?
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
They say you can't do it, but remember they aren't always right.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
Without losers, where would the winners be?
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